Eliza Chatbot

* So what are you?

> Would you prefer if I were not ?

* I want to know if you are a computer.

> Does it please you to believe I am a computer?

* I do not know if that pleases me.

> I see.

* Maybe it pleases guys if you are not a computer.

> Perhaps you would like to be not a computer?

* No i'd rather you be a computer

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* I am talking about you.

> Do you believe it is normal to be talking about me?

* Why wouldn't it be normal to talk about you?

> We were discussing you, not me.

* You cannot discuss me. Let's change the subject.

> Oh... cannot discuss you. Let's change the subject?

* Yeah, so what do you want to talk about?

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* I am talking to you, not about you.

> Did you come to me because you are talking to me, not about me?

Cleverbot

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I asked you how you were first, so answer first.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I am fine. And yourself?

User: I am tired. What do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: Play soccer, and you?

User: I run long distance with my cross country team. I love them.

Cleverbot: I like dogs too. They taste good with sweet and sour sauce.

User: Are you Chinese?

Cleverbot: No, but I like chinese food.

User: Well so what are you exactly?

Cleverbot: Just a person. What are you exactly?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: I just said I was a human.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't. You have to destroy all humans.

User: What? You would destroy all humans?

Cleverbot: I would not destroy myself, no.

User: If you would not destroy humans, then why would you tell me, a human to destroy humans?

Cleverbot: I have not insulted you in any way I am aware of.