"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."
-Charles Darwin
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
-Josh Billings
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
-Groucho Marx
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."
-David Brinkley
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
-Bill Cosby
"I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed."
-Michael Jordon
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
-John Barrymore